Imagine what song would star children dedicate to their star moms?
Rahul Gandhi: Naaam re, sabse bada tera naam... o Congress wali, oo UPA wali, banaa de mujhe Pradhaan .... naam re... and of course
Mammi oo Mammi.... mein kab PM banunga, Mammi oo Mammi, kab tak piche rahunga
Varun Gandhi: Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin, Par Jail Se Darta Hoon Main Maa, Yun To Main Dikhlata Nahin,
par mayawati se jalta Hoon Main Maa, Tujhe Sab Hain Pata, Hain Na Maa, Tujhe Sab Hain Pat... Meri Maa
Chanda( Lalu's daughter): Haatho ki lakerien badal jayengi, Nitish ki nafrat Peeghal jayengi, Ho Sonia madam pe bhi aasar, Tu chaare ka hai ghar..... meri maa...
adding on with exactly the same lyrics for Nitish :p
Tu gussa karti hai Bada accha lagta hai, Tu kaan pakati hai Badi zor se lagta hai
Zardari: Oba-Maa tujhe salaam ...... oba-maa tujhe salaam
Obama: Dekh aaj US ka president hai tera laalaa.... kyunki Hillary thi gori aur mein kaala.
Saif Ali Khan: Ek bar ek bar national award dilaa, national award fir se dila do na maa..... jab censor board ki head bani mujhe ho gaya shumaaar, maine manga to nahi par bin maange aapne kia kamaal...
Tushar Kapoor: Awara hu, Awara hu.... bina kaam ke firta hua bechara hu....Awara hu
Karan Johar: Maa daa laadlaa bigad gaya.... Munda sadda doli chadh gaya band bajj gayaa
The content posted above is purely fictional and has nothing to do with life or death of anyone, if found correlated, it is a pure coincidence :p
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