Women's Reservation Bill

So, Women's bill is through. Phewwwww!!! Here is a deep insight into the bill

Wondering why did they introduce it?

Sources say that the main motive behind Women's reservation bill is to improve men's attendance in parliament.... So thoughtful

Wondering what after it is implicated?

• Now Question Hour hall be renamed to Gossip Hour
• Lunch Break shall be extended by half hour and parliament shall have cooking facility
• Crech facility also to be introduced along with maternity leave
• Space next to Parliament will be converted into a shopping mall with rates lower than that of Parliament Canteen

Why is Lalu so disappointed?

He initiated this bill at his home with 7 daughters but no one gave him the credit

Why is BJP so disappointed at no debate before voting?

Ladkio ke saamne Hero banne ka chance to gaya

But this all is not the only thing that is funny. Funny thing is that this billcame into action when India is the only country whose President, Govt.'s Chairman, Opposition Leader and Parliament Speaker is a women.... Truly, they need reservation, don't they?

Life!! so far

In Teens, Bdays are a celebration, now, In 20s, birthdays are nothing more than a day to introspect where you are and where you want to be!

Who reads what? Know India and Indians

The Times of India is read by people who think they run the country.

The Economic Times is read by people who think they own the country.

The Hindu is read by people who are not sure who's country it is.

The Indian Express is read by people who shouldn't run the country.

The Statesman is read by people who think they ought to run the country.

The Asian Age is read by people who think someone else should run the country.

The Hindustan Times is read by people who think Delhi is a country.

The Telegraph is read by people who think Bengal is the best country.

The Malayala Manorama is read by people who think Kerala is their country, and God's ... zimble !

The Mid-Day is read by people who can't think in this country.

The Pioneer is read by people who think the Brits ran this country better.

The Tribune is read by people who're more bothered about the country-side.

The Dainik Bhaskar is read by people in the country-side.

The Bombay Samachar is read by people who'd rather be in some other country

The Saamna is read by semi-literates who think, tujhya aiee chi, everyone should fxxk off from the country.

The Femina is read by the fat wives of the rich in this country.

The Stardust is read by people who care a shit who runs the country as long as she has big ……… .

The Pune Times is read by some people who think the pub is their country.

The DNA is not read, but used to pack footwear by people going out of this country.

10 reasons why India will not become a superpower

1.Religious extremism: Long term trends indicate that liberals and moderates in every religious community in India are on the defensive.

2. Left wing extremism: Extremism in the form of the Naxalite movement, which is a result of geographical reasons and also social and political forces, owing to the continued dispossession and deprivation of tribal people in India.
3. Corruption: The corruption and corrosion of the power center in India, as a result of political parties functioning as family firms rather than open, transparent political systems.

4. Decline of public institutions: This includesuniversities, police, civil services, the judiciary (except for higher judiciary) etc

5. Rich-poor divide: The increasing gap between the rich and the poor which is particularly manifested through farmer suicides in India, a phenomenon that has become pervasive only in the last 10-15 years, perhaps because there is now the expectation of a 'good life' that did not exist before.

6. Environmental degradation: The degradation at a local level, which is impacting people's lives in very real ways, whether in the form of massive depletion of underground aquifers, chemical contamination of soil, death of rivers, loss of species etc.

7. Apathy of the media: Apathy in covering issues of rising income inequality, environmental degradation.

8. Political chaos: The political fragmentation manifests as coalition governments at both the central and regional levels, which makes it very difficult to forge sustainable long term policies in the realm of health, education, etc.

9. Border disputes: India's unresolved border disputes, especially in Kashmir and the North East (Nagaland and Manipur) which indicates that there are parts of India that are not comfortable with being part of India.

10. Unstable neighbour: India's increasingly unstable neighbourhood is another serious impediment to our superpower ambitions.



Source: Rediff.com

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An MBA might or might not be a good investment for the one who studies but it sure is for the college one studies in......

All Happy and Gay... and its not about 377

Am excited about the budget, i have a sigh of relief but all are crying about stock markets.

Stock markets are not the only way to evaluate budget ... but worse the stock market better the budget for common man... think of it. Stock markets will grow only when companies see profit, companies will see profit when they sell at more, they will sell at more when we pay more and if we pay more from our pockets then how can a budget be good for us?

Think about it fellas :)

Know Shiney a little bit more

Shiney's fav movie - luck BAI chance ......

What's latest? Shiney is BAI-sexual

His fav. lines: BAI god ki kasam ......

His fav mode of transport? BAI Road ......

His fav. ride? BAIke ....... (He was so keen to come to Rodies but then he got to know there are no Bais in it)

What was Shiney singing that morning?

Is zamane se chupkar... puri kar lu mein hasrat

Mumbai's Bai association's new anthem : Ae Bai.... Zara dekh ke chalo

Why did he choose Mumbai to stay? cause he wants to be a Mum-BAI-kar

Is it merely a co-incidence that his movies reflect a strange connection to this incident :p :
(arranged as they released)
Hazaron Khwaishe Aisi - Sins - Karam - Kal, Yesterday and Tomorrow - Gangster - Woh Lamhe - Life in a Metro - Bhool Bhullaiya - Khoya Khoya Chand - Hijack - Har Pall

I am sure you are smart to get the connection :p